Election 2016

Trump Has Allowed Pundits to Revive the Great Penis Chase of the 1990s

esquire.comAt the Café, even as we prepare for the big New Year’s Rockin’ Eve bash, loading up the old jukebox with tunes from Three Dog Night and Hawkwind (in honor of Lemmy), we’re still open for business. And a good thing, too, because the last minute takeout orders nearly broke us today.

Guess what’s back in the news? You’ll never guess.

It’s Bill Clinton’s penis!

Because the national news media will jump at everything that proceeds from the mouth of the vulgar talking yam currently leading the Republican presidential field, everybody has decided to relive the formative experience of their young pundit lives—the Great Penis Chase of the 1990’s. There are a number of excuses given for this: 1) Donald Trump mentioned it; 2) Bill Cosby; 3) Hillary Rodham Clinton’s feminism; 4) Donald Trump mentioned it, and 5) Donald Trump, you know, mentioned it.

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