esquire.com – The incredible momentum behind The Great Accommodation, the process by which “principled” conservatives prostrate themselves in abject fealty to a vulgar talking yam, already has produced some wonderful low comedy. Senator Huckleberry J. Butchmeup has been pretty damn funny, attempting to stay relevant in a party gone mad by tying his conscience in a bowline.

But nobody has been more of a laff riot than have been the political preachers who have conformed their holy mission so as to encompass the master chef of the Two Corinthians Pizzeria of Staten Island and Florida. Bloomberg News dropped by to talk to one of the head Pharisees.