Election 2016

Tim Tebow, Huh

esquire.comTherefore in fierce tempest is he coming/ In thunder and in earthquake, like a Jove.

CLEVELAND, OHIO—We arrived in the middle of a howling thunderstorm, sheets of rain blown sideways and great bursts of cloud-shrouded lightning over the big lake. Meanwhile, He, Trump, who will have his triumph here next week, was stuck in Indianapolis because his personal 747 had a flat, at least according to those campaign aides against whom he has not yet filed a $10 million lawsuit. That meant that N. Leroy Gingrich, Definer of civilization’s rules and Leader (perhaps) of the civilizing forces, had to cop a ride on Sean Hannity’s private jet. Chris Christie presumably crawled the whole way.

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