Election 2016

Did You Stay Awake Long Enough to Hear Ben Carson Call Hillary Lucifer?

esquire.comCLEVELAND, OHIO—A short while after Chris Christie staged an off-Broadway production of The Crucible last night, another of 2016’s forgotten men got his chance under the bright lights of the Quicken Loans Arena. Dr. Ben Carson, the world-renowned neurosurgeon with a scholar’s interest in Egyptian history, took the stage and announced immediately that he was not politically correct. Normally you work that in somewhere along the way, but Carson was short on time and long on a more urgent mission: to bring the gathered Republicans’ war on Hillary Clinton to a new level. By the end of his seven minutes, it was mission accomplished. He had successfully linked the presumptive Democratic nominee to the Dark Lord himself: Lucifer.

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